This is really hard for me to tell you… Let me start by saying it’s truly not you, it’s me! You are very beautiful and your ability to make even the ugliest things look pretty has always impressed me.
However, I feel that we don’t really fit together. Like today, when you made me slip and almost fall twice. I know it wasn’t on purpose but I just don’t feel that I can handle this. So I’m very sorry to say, but I think we should split up. Since I have to be in Norwich for my research, would it be terrible to ask you to move somewhere else? Or maybe you could stop following me around? I hope that we can stay friends and see each other from time to time, or just talk on skype? But for now I really think a bit of distance would do both of us good!
Take care, I’m sure this is for the best and you’ll find somebody that will appreciate you more than I ever could!